About

This is not me.

What up.

I’m a parent in Loudoun County, Virginia that has spent the last couple of years casually observing the persistent idiocy of our elected officials, public figures, activists, and the privileged morons that support them.

After recent events, I decided to put in words what I spent a lot of my free time doing anyway: studying the ways in which morons in our county (and throughout the country, really) use interesting words and phrases to oppress, suppress, exclude, and denigrate those who hold dissenting opinions.

I’m a military-trained linguist, but that doesn’t really matter. More than anything, I am a human being that values our rights of free expression, speech, and an environment that encourages the free exchange of ideas. More than that, I am a father who is more or less fed up with socio-political trends that present serious danger to the upbringing and livelihood of my children. The progressive, NIMBY, Chardonnay Antifa imbeciles of Loudoun County do not value, nor respect anything laid out above.

I’m also from New York City. So, to those who enter these hallowed pages and leave with a scowl, I say (with absolutely no due respect), go fuck yourself. No really, fuck you.